Ahoy mateys. Go starburst and hoist the anchors...or whatever. Do I look like a sailor to you? I do swear like one so that's that. For today's post, I thought I would do a bit of a naughty nautical theme to embrace this insanely warm May weather (not to be confused with Mayweather, who I don't like right now. STICK IT, MONEY!!!). Navy and white stripes are everything this season (especially with a red lip...but I'm all about the nudes lolz). Denim can do no wrong here, and neither can my little white sneakers which I only wear on days when I'm a pirate WHICH IS ALWAYS amirite? I could toss my jeans for a bare leg thanks to the length of this shirt but I wanted to be a little more dressed up. Top off with sunnies and bun and it's the easiest thing to pull off.

 

Arrrgghh you gonna come drink some rum with me?! Let's go.